The largest biological migration movement in the history of the earth broke out. If you happen to have to drive home, and the company delays the holiday until the peak time, then this article is just for you to read carefully. Here is a collection of the most practical ways to deal with traffic jams for all old drivers, so that you can spend the whole year in seconds on the way to traffic jams, without wasting the least bit of celebration of the New Year!
1. Do your homework in advance
Our car owner's home will definitely release the Spring Festival detour map strategy every year during the Spring Festival. If your hometown is at the right time, place and people, maybe you can reach it smoothly; secondly, if the traffic jam is a foregone conclusion, then food, water, etc. should be Prepare what you need, as well as songs you like to listen to, cards you like to play, power banks, etc. In addition, filling up the gas before going on the highway is also a key point to avoid queuing and creeping into the service area!
2. Small concert
When there is a traffic jam on the road, in fact, change the way of thinking. This is also a good time to let go of the soul. Why not come to a concert? After all, with the current sound insulation and surround sound of the car, the interior of the car is no worse than the shared K room! You can sing, There are peers who can change their mobile phones to play songs, sing affectionately from time to time, and have a solo from time to time. Of course, it is not recommended for drivers to be overly affectionate while driving, and long-term singing will consume physical strength.
3. Communicate with the car
If you're driving alone and don't want to sing, flirting with the voice system is also a great way to pass the time. This is not limited to simple nasty flirting - how many people have not seriously chatted with their in-car assistants, perhaps more functions have not yet been developed, and more postures have not yet been unlocked. In short, traffic jams are a good time to get along with your car, let go of your irritability and estrangement, try to understand your car better, and explore more beautiful features.
4. Selfies never go out of style
In addition, for most people, taking selfies will be a good pastime. Do you have to try dozens of filters? Different expressions can be played with different expressions? Talk to yourself instead of speaking, a group of people If you take a selfie, you have to take into account the beauty of everyone. Constant retakes are impossible. From now on, you will find the most beautiful angles, become the best performers, and publish the most traffic jam circle of friends.
5. Traffic jams must also be economically conscious
Do you still remember how you spent the entire Spring Festival Gala? Sending red envelopes! At this time, as long as you randomly send a 2 yuan red envelope in the group and call on the comrades, the traffic jam will stop in minutes. You want to pay back 100 million income! If you lose money in the end, then at least a large group of people will accompany you to interact with you remotely. Not to mention that money can’t buy feelings.
6. Get the game together
If it is blocked, then it is inevitable to open the black and eat chickens and fight the landlords. This is the first time to promote the physical poker game. After all, the traffic jams will move if you want to. If you open the black to fight pesticides, you must take the risk of selling teammates and being reported to focus on driving. On the way of playing cards, you only need to put your cards in your pocket, and you can walk away easily and freely, and if you still have Wang Zhan in your hand, it is not too late to go back to your hometown and finish the game.
7. As long as you have XX series in your heart
Of course, after the baptism of Spring Festival travel over the years, the car owners who are open-minded have come up with their own tricks.
For example, as long as you have golf in your heart, there are green fields everywhere:
As long as there is a melody in your heart, there is nothing better than dancing:
Of course, as long as you have a fat cow in your heart, you can make hot pot anywhere...
Eight, three emergency response measures
It is said that traffic jams go hand-in-hand with the three urgency—yes, even in traffic jams, people with strong kidneys will also have a urgency to urinate. Gay men only need a water bottle to solve the problem (the size of the bottle varies from person to person), but what about lesbians? In fact, there are also good products for disposable portable urine bags on a treasure. The foldable car toilet is said to take all urine and feces.
9. What should I do if I feel tired and don’t like it?
If you are tired from the traffic jam, and make sure that the traffic is not moving for a long time, you can leave a small gap by the window to take a 15-minute nap, or set an alarm clock if you are alone. It is recommended to lay down the driver's seat to fall asleep; in addition, it is also a good way to lie in the second row, or lay down the second row directly; and the car shock bed on a certain treasure will also play a good role at this time. effect. However, it is not recommended for passengers to use the above sleeping methods during driving. After all, there is no way to buckle the seat belt.
10. Making friends is the happiest time to spend
It's a good way to chat with fellow drivers. After all, they are all car owners. Talk about car experience and complain about various brands; aunts can actually gather for a square dance as long as they don't affect road traffic; and classmates who are urged to get married , look at the economic strength by the price of the car, and look at the character of the object by the quality of the car. At this time, traffic jams will naturally become a good place for blind dates.
Summarize:It can be said that on the way of the Spring Festival traffic jam, the great gods really have their own unique tricks. However, these are either funny, warm, or real pastimes, and they are nothing more than adding a Spring Festival atmosphere on the way home. It is not easy for anyone to go home during the New Year. Happiness is better than crowding and danger. Driving is much better.
Finally, I hope that this article will bring practical knowledge to the riders, and at the same time, Bo Jun will be able to smile before the festival! By the way, I wish all riders a happy Chinese New Year, and the Year of the Dog will be prosperous!
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